I feel guilty about fantasizing and daydreaming instead of writing

Let me share a fun example from my inventory of absurdities. It’s one of the bogus ideas from my product development and innovation gameshow that you might like. Robbing a bank is every man's fantasy. But it's not only illegal, dangerous, expensive and immoral, but also a lot of work. And most people don't have that kind of time. Until now. Heisty is a live action role playing entertainment facility where you join our crew of actors, police officers and former convicts to execute a bank robbery simulation. You can choose from a multitude of scenarios, playing the role of the alpha mastermind, the unlikely hero, the rogue cop who plays by his own roles, the arrogant hostage negotiator, the whiny customer who gets killed in act one, or unsuspecting blind janitor who saves the day. For an additional fee, our videographer will document the entire thing for you to watch with loved ones. Heisty, now you can do the crime, without doing the time. Tell me that's not worth a thousand dollars? If you didn’t laugh or at least grin when you read that description, you might already be dead.